I don't get it.. where do I sign up?? 




You sound frustrated but I understand. I am not jumping on any more trains either.. In fact I'm jumping off them if they don't get me into a station fast enough..

Not a funny contribution at all! 

Not a funny contribution at all! 

Do you think so   

Now listen to me, I will put my efforts to this site and I am gonna make it BIG, with my dedication  I suggest you do the same, because you don't want to regret this for the rest of your life in case this site becomes the next IS..

This is only not funny if you seriously came to this topic looking for your 25th useless website and could not find it! In that case, sorry to disappoint you.. it is really not funny! If I knew you would come here with expectations and I was going to disappoint you, then I wouldn't post it..

How could I know it was gonna hurt you

I don't get it.. where do I sign up?? 




You sound frustrated but I understand. I am not jumping on any more trains either.. In fact I'm jumping off them if they don't get me into a station fast enough..

Dude, I am not frustrated at all   Because I never attempted to contribute to a site other than Big 6 + BigStock!

Oh yes, never say never! There was Lucky Oliver:) Oliver indeed was so lucky that I did not get my hands on him.. This is no frustration.. Ok, maybe a little bit    But look who is already making fun of it..

Also there is nothing wrong with contributing to about 10 sites out there even though I don't do it.. But there are people who will just contribute to craptorstock and I am trying to fool them here.. Maybe they will do it! Maybe it will become IS in the future..

Upload madly! Even though you are not going to get a penny for it!

craptorstock can not buy you a car, but can buy you dreams..



PS: Maybe I should register this domain name after all  

Don't try and play on people's envy, that's cheap.

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