Author Topic: Hilarious - Completely Useless Stock Images!!!! (Read 14689 times)

Morphart · « **Reply #25 on:** October 10, 2012, 21:11 »

Quote from: noodle on October 10, 2012, 20:09

Quote from: Suljo on October 10, 2012, 19:18

06 Hallo! You farting bean recipe works well

Yuri when you will hire me as you master description master for you photos

Suljo your imagination is the envy of crackheads everywhere.... but the 06 one was pretty * funny...

+1

lightkeeper · « **Reply #26 on:** October 11, 2012, 05:50 »

Hi!

#16 is actually in my wife's portfolio, and had 160+ downloads over the years (100+ on SS), with extended licenses too (on IS)
All in all - not completely useless - there must be something wrong with those buyers ...
:-))))))))))))))))

Not such a big hit at DT ...
[www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-image-santa-budget-transportation-solution-image7276926]
... but not so bad at IS
[www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-7933600-santa-with-budget-transportation-solution.php]
... and definitely not bad at SS
[www.shutterstock.com/pic.mhtml?id=21311407]

;-)

Yuri_Arcurs · « **Reply #27 on:** October 11, 2012, 05:57 »

Quote from: Suljo on October 10, 2012, 19:18

01 title is> We are just ThingStock, my daddy/greddy is just a thing...
03 gee hubby, I just find new dildo
06 Hallo! You farting bean recipe works well
09 I will be retired/naive young
11 Grandma why you have such big blind eyes...
13 I just lubricate my dck and Paris Hilton just didnt came
15 Just imagine how big seller will this crap of image will bee in 1000x versions of christian churches if Jesus is on my tongue
16 Dont pewee against the wind, just crap in you child potty
18 Drink milk and you will become such as this white toast in my hand
19 I am H&M brother who kill daddy Getty who once sleep here and now I am the boss. Next year You ALL will be on 10% of royalty because of unsustainability of my greedness
21 Iam Mike Ledray photo factory, visit my store for 50000 like this
30 Daddy Getty spoke to you
32 Cmon kitty this carrot came fresh from my but
37 New idea to Mike Ledray how to use Bichon Frise dog as noncomercial value
blahhh
I to tired to coment other crap for now....

Yuri when you will hire me as you master description master for you photos

HAHAHAHA. You're mad!

ClaridgeJ · « **Reply #28 on:** October 11, 2012, 06:10 »

Yet I bet my last buck some goggled eyed buyer without the slightest knowledge of photography or whatever would buy some of them thinking its the pic of the year.

fotografer · « **Reply #29 on:** October 11, 2012, 06:10 »

Quote from: lightkeeper on October 11, 2012, 05:50

Hi!

#16 is actually in my wife's portfolio, and had 160+ downloads over the years (100+ on SS), with extended licenses too (on IS)
All in all - not completely useless - there must be something wrong with those buyers ...
:-))))))))))))))))

That was actually one that I thought shouldn't be there as it is quite a useful image.

leaf · « **Reply #30 on:** October 11, 2012, 06:11 »

Quote from: lightkeeper on October 11, 2012, 05:50

Hi!

#16 is actually in my wife's portfolio, and had 160+ downloads over the years (100+ on SS), with extended licenses too (on IS)
All in all - not completely useless - there must be something wrong with those buyers ...
:-))))))))))))))))

Not such a big hit at DT ...
[www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-image-santa-budget-transportation-solution-image7276926]
... but not so bad at IS
[www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-7933600-santa-with-budget-transportation-solution.php]
... and definitely not bad at SS
[www.shutterstock.com/pic.mhtml?id=21311407]

;-)

Nice shot. That was actually one of the best stock images of the bunch imo

ShadySue · « **Reply #31 on:** October 11, 2012, 06:55 »

What's really funny is that some of these are from Getty.
In generous mood, I wondered if some of these were leftovers from bizarre commercial shoots.
@Suljo: I don't know what you're on, but I don't want to try it. Funny, though.

Yuri_Arcurs · « **Reply #32 on:** October 11, 2012, 06:58 »

I agree. 16 is not a bad shot at all. That is actually a pretty good conceptual shot! Misplaced on the list.

ShadySue · « **Reply #33 on:** October 11, 2012, 07:04 »

Quote from: ClaridgeJ on October 11, 2012, 06:10

Yet I bet my last buck some goggled eyed buyer without the slightest knowledge of photography or whatever would buy some of them thinking its the pic of the year.

Doesn't matter: if it fits their purpose, it's a good and useful file for them.
Keywording some of them so that they might be found for that odd use would be difficult.

grafix04 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 11, 2012, 18:12 »

The resemblance between #57 and Sean Locke is uncanny.

Suljo · « **Reply #35 on:** October 11, 2012, 19:17 »

Quote from: lightkeeper on October 11, 2012, 05:50

Hi!

#16 is actually in my wife's portfolio, and had 160+ downloads over the years (100+ on SS), with extended licenses too (on IS)
All in all - not completely useless - there must be something wrong with those buyers ...
:-))))))))))))))))

Not such a big hit at DT ...
[www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-image-santa-budget-transportation-solution-image7276926]
... but not so bad at IS
[www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-7933600-santa-with-budget-transportation-solution.php]
... and definitely not bad at SS
[www.shutterstock.com/pic.mhtml?id=21311407]

;-)

Sorry if my description of shoot No16 insult you
My first thing what I saw is flying tie without any dynamics on hat or on any other body or cloth feature?

anyhow you shoot can evolve at next stage, something like this, maybe with one hand up like Superman

Because Santa is very very fast...
eg.

lightkeeper · « **Reply #36 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:06 »

Quote from: Suljo on October 11, 2012, 19:17

Sorry if my description of shoot No16 insult you
My first thing what I saw is flying tie without any dynamics on hat or on any other body or cloth feature?

anyhow you shoot can evolve at next stage, something like this, maybe with one hand up like Superman Because Santa is very very fast...
eg.

No harm was done. We are proud of our crappy images too :-)))))
On the issue of "evolving" this image ... holding one arm up would certainly cause the (metallic - at least 10kg) car to fall on the model toes - so the expression you suggested would be given naturally ... hmmm ... have to try ;-)

somethingpretentious · « **Reply #37 on:** October 12, 2012, 09:51 »

Here are some great niche idears


Patrick Wilson's Stock Photos

I think ficus tree concepts will be huge in 2013..

SA · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2012, 05:08 »

Number 6: "Thats why I didn't go to college!"

cathyslife · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:38 »

Patrick Wilson video ... too funny!

I kind of liked him in A Gifted Man, I must have been the only one since they pulled it after a few episodes. Was he really a stock photo model or is that just a spoof?

mike ledray · « **Reply #40 on:** November 10, 2012, 11:09 »

Quote from: Yuri_Arcurs on October 11, 2012, 05:57

Quote from: Suljo on October 10, 2012, 19:18
01 title is> We are just ThingStock, my daddy/greddy is just a thing...
03 gee hubby, I just find new dildo
06 Hallo! You farting bean recipe works well
09 I will be retired/naive young
11 Grandma why you have such big blind eyes...
13 I just lubricate my dck and Paris Hilton just didnt came
15 Just imagine how big seller will this crap of image will bee in 1000x versions of christian churches if Jesus is on my tongue
16 Dont pewee against the wind, just crap in you child potty
18 Drink milk and you will become such as this white toast in my hand
19 I am H&M brother who kill daddy Getty who once sleep here and now I am the boss. Next year You ALL will be on 10% of royalty because of unsustainability of my greedness
21 Iam Mike Ledray photo factory, visit my store for 50000 like this
30 Daddy Getty spoke to you
32 Cmon kitty this carrot came fresh from my but
37 New idea to Mike Ledray how to use Bichon Frise dog as noncomercial value
blahhhI to tired to coment other crap for now....

Yuri when you will hire me as you master description master for you photos

HAHAHAHA. You're mad!

LOL!
I am honored to be mentioned again!
Thank You one and all.
http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-49462417/stock-photo-a-mother-and-son-enjoy-hot-fresh-baked-cookies-in-their-kitchen-while-wearing-gas-masks-in-a-post.html?src=584d583d85ea7d374f7d75a7b50dd227-1-0

Even when im done with the stupidity of many of these forums and im off on a diffrent business venture, apparently I am missed!

JPSDK · « **Reply #41 on:** November 10, 2012, 11:14 »

Hi Mike!

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