I know this is an old thread, but it did make me chuckle slightly! I had to Google 'bigos' for a start, and (no offence to you, but...) being the leading supplier of something that has no demand isn't exactly something to write home about. Or start a thread about.
So what do you do?
Oh, I'm the worlds number one producer of photos of three-legged cats wearing purple jumpers in the rain, while sitting on top of tiny goats smoking cigarettes.
Oh, erm... lovely. Is there a big market for that kind of thing?
No, I've never sold one.
Oh, right. Well, erm, if you'll excuse me... the ambassador has just arrived. Enjoy your evening.